A Critical Hit of 40 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Fireball-Casting Gamers

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Eleonora Bader
Jan 2, 2024 1:00 PM EST

Whoosh… You open your eyes groggily and realize that you are seated on a large, scaly surface that is icy cold to the touch. It does not take you long to realize you are on the back of a large and powerful black dragon. You have no idea how you got here, or how you have managed to hang on to it as it flies through colorful clouds, high above the dark, grainy earth below. The wind flicks at your ears, and you gasp slightly as the dragon takes a sudden dive towards the ground. You manage to hold on for dear life, using the sticky powers that you gained a few levels back. Your hands and fingers expand, and glue begins to dry and fasten itself to some of the scales, allowing you to, well, live.

It is an honor to be riding a dragon, for sure… But you still don't know what you are doing there. Were you searching for dragon eggs? Had you been sent on a quest? What was going on? Perhaps you will never know…

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  • 01
    The Eloquence Bard/Rogue just doing his thing with a Silver Tongue and Reliable Talent "Who are you, and how did you get in here?" 16001 "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.
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  • 02
    The Players Dungeon Master What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin... My Diabolical Plan by The Dungeon Master
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    imgflip.com A TANKY ENEMY You can't defeat me. ME, A WIZARD OUT OF SPELLS I know, but he can. ENLARGED AND RAGING BARBARIAN
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  • 04
    DM: Well, that combat went a little different than I expected it to... Ranger with new companion Fighter with two points of exhaustion ERRASSANES (xxxx Cleric with no spell slots
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  • 05
    DM: YOU ARE HIT BY A SINGLE GOBLIN WIELDING NOTHING BUT A SMALL STONE. YOU TAKE 4 HIT POINTS OF DAMAGE LEVEL 1 WIZARD: imgflip.com My time has come
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    When the DM lets you roll even though you have no training in the skill, and says you can succeed on a 20, which you roll. It's not possible. p.com/andmemes Not probable.
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  • 07
    Ragnaroks-AOAA 10:28 PM Me after learning the next arc in our campaign is time travel. made with mematic I'm tired, boss.
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  • 08
    Party Elder (via text): Dude, you need to tone down the combat. The rookies are still learning. *remembers this is group chat DM (via text): You look at them and tell me they don't deserve a TPK! Party rookies:
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  • 09
    DM: You are walking through the forest when you see... everyone roll perception. *party rolls* DM: *to bard, cleric, and fighter* You all see a deer. Ranger: What do I see? DM: Check your phone. Ranger: *eyes widen* Is this a nature or arcana check?
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  • 10
    D Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!
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  • 11
    Our Bard using vicious mockery "Vampires are just Magic Mosquito people." Strahd
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  • 12
    When a DM's about to graphically describe the body horror an Illithid's going to unleash on a PC but the player suddenly says they don't give consent for it to happen... O angry Eldritch noises* WyrdMeister
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  • 13
    Tony_Tab 3:59 AM ngflip.com DMS THAT RUN MONSTERS AS A MEATBAG DMS THAT GIVE THEIR MONSTERS UNIQUE SPECIAL ABILITIES TO SPICE UP COMBAT DMS THAT GIVE THEIR MONSTERS UNIQUE SPECIAL FLAWS THAT THE PLAYERS CAN EXPLOIT
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  • 14
    when i ask my dm how much damage i took and he hands me a new character sheet 1
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  • 15
    The Rogue saying they found "250" gold. The Paladin who knows what a 1000 gold looks like.
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  • 16
    When no one in the party rolled a caster Apes together strong.
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    Ragnaroks-AOAA 12:51 PM LEFT EXIT 12 HAVING MULTIPLE UNIQUE PCS made with mematic I am not sorry HAVING ONE PC AND JUST PLAY THEM IN MULTIPLE CAMPAIGNS. ME
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  • 18
    DM: *dedicates 17 consecutive hours to building an epic combat that exploits every party weakness, forces players out of their comfort zones for expected actions, and would rival the battle of the mines of Moria* Party on game day: We would like to try and negotiate a peace treaty with- DM: NO! They're sharing. Stop, stop, STOP! That was lovely, and it warms my heart, but THAT was not conflict.
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  • 19
    Druid: My name is Erik with a k. NPC: *writes name down* And your last name? the Soyme brody Hell is Jaro N affin wrotes Druid: With ak. NPC: No I got that: Erik. What's your last name? Druid: My last name is with a k. NPC: Wait...is your name Erik Erik? Druid: My last name is With a K. NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify - Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* "Withakay." It is all one word. NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right. Drui
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  • 20
    DM: You enter a temple. Roll me a history check. Dice: *Druid passes check* DM: You recognize this as a temple of the God of Typhoons and Hurricanes. His emissary is a young bear, and he- Druid: So when it gets cloudy there's a storm bruin? DM:
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  • 21
    DM: Ok, you're up, Barry. Wizard who just hit level 17: Squeeee, I've been waiting to use this one!! I cast power word !!!! DM: *checks monster* Well, he has 89 hit points left. That's a confirmed drop. Wizard: Waitwaitwait... can I make it a little zesty? DM: How? His body just exped like a balloon full of meat.
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  • 22
    DM: I need everyone to roll a stealth check. The bard: FARTIN
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  • 23
    DM: As you enter the town, you are greeted warmly, as if these people are inherently trusting and genuinely happy to see you. Our Rogue: I THINK I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE
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  • 24
    WEREWOLF LIEN BEAST MUTANTS WRAITHS ZOMBIES REPTILIUS CLOWNS WITCHES EXY WITCHES HELL LOPD INGKY MOLESSING TREE FIN VE CHEM THE SCARECROW FOLK SNOWMAN DRAGON BAT VAMPIRES DISMEMBERMENT GOBLINS SUGARFLUM FAIRY MERMAN REANIMATED NICORN DATA ARC COMMUNICAT DISTRIBUTION HADLEY ADMINISTR ENGINEER R+D HUPON WATCH/MENDIGO YETI CKD LANTERN GIANT KITCHEN ACCOUNTIN DOLLS DOCTORS REDNECK TORTURE FAMILY MAIN RONALD IN AIANT SNAKE INTE PEADITES KEVIN MUMMY THE BRIOur homebrew DM whiteboarding future encounte
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  • 25
    ComplexHonest 9:52 PM Hello, I have another simple one for you Characters going through hell: SEP 26 This is the worst. This is the worst. DMS creating the hell: @passed out writer "sings Mamma Mia*
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  • 26
    DM: You find a chest. Barbarian: Ooh!! Ooh!! Can I open this one guys?!? Rogue:...you remember what to do? Barbarian: Yepyepyepyep!! Check for traps! Rogue: That's all you, big guy. Barbarian: *rolls a 17* DM: There are raised markings on the side, but you find no traps. Roll a wisdom check. Rogue:...wait. Barbarian: *rolls a 2* Uhhh... what happens after I open it? DM: You couldn't read Hadozee, could you? TOP SECRET BATTLE MONKEYS
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  • 27
    I don't know if I want to play anymore. Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.
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  • 28
    Sturm BRIGhtblade Tanis Flint FIREFORGE tasslehoff Burrfoot "You have my sword" "And you have my bow" "And my axe!" "You must have dropped them"
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  • 29
    DM: So you've arrived and been assigned rooms. What are you gonna do? Friend 1: Sleep Friend 2: Sleep Friend 3: Read in my room Friend 4: Steal cereal from the kitchen and eat it in my room Me: Go outside and dig in the dirt Friend 5: *sigh* Whatever I need to do to advance the plot *All burst out laughing* DM: Pathetic.
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  • 30
    GJE Finally, after all these years People to play with Legally obtained books 24 Regularly scheduled games I finally have them all
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  • 31
    New Player: I'm gonna make a completely original character! DM: Whoa, there. Lower your expectations.
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  • 32
    2 YOU ARE LOST IN A FOREST WITH NO ROADS: WHAT DO YOU DO? I WILL LOCATE ONE OF THE NATIVES AND ASK FOR ASSISTANCE. EL 11 6
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  • 33
    WHEN THE DM TARGETS THE CASTER Come here little Squishy.
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  • 34
    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. You...saved me? e I'm not through with you.
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  • 35
    failedyoursavingthrow Whenever a player comes up with a terrible plan... At first the GM is like... HAHAHA. What a dumb idea. ... and then the GM realizes it will be awesome if they succeed or hilarious if they fail. Do it.
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  • 36
    How a Dungeon Master deals with a smug Barbarian. You take 32 damage V Psychic Damage Oh and make a wisdom save Well I only take half that soljust ta.... E TAKING 20
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  • 37
    50% of being a Dungeon Master is staring at your players like this until they decide what to do. AMERI
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  • 38
    when the wizard goes down: Tank First time?
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  • 39
    PLAYER DOES A THING Sector is clear. DM: "ARE YOU SURE?" imgflip.com NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!
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  • 40
    The party trying to play a serious My Tabaxi PC who joined the campaign party to fund his crippling addiction to cheese Bork
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